Sunday, February 22, 2015

Nice Guys are a Myth!

So I'm kinda ticked-off.

I've had this neighbor next-door for several years now. (I'm not talking about my Fireman Neighbor, but the neighbor on the other side of me).

I thought he was a "nice guy" this whole time. He travels a lot for work so when he buys stuff online, he'll have it delivered to my address instead so the packages don't sit unattended outside his house for days or weeks. I never minded it at all. As I said, I thought he was a nice guy and we always got along well. But boy, I am such a fool!

On Wednesday night, I was expecting a girlfriend of mine to fly into town. She was going to stay with me until today (I just got back from dropping her off at the airport, actually).  But the roads were REALLY crummy (rain, ice, snow, etc) on Wednesday night and I wanted to be EXTRA careful so I purposefully sat at home and didn't have a drink. Her flight was delayed due to weather issues, so I was watching her flight-tracker on my computer so I could still pick her up on time.

My "nice guy" neighbor saw that I was home and stopped-by to pick up a package delivered to my house on Monday. Not a big deal. I let him in and we sat around and talked while I was waiting for the flight tracker to show her plane close enough to the airport for me to leave and pick her up. So far, so good. Everything is proceeding as how I would expect.

I didn't have anything to drink (since I knew I would have to drive on icy-ish roads), but I offered my neighbor a few drinks while we were chatting, and he obliged.

At one point, he started getting touchy with me, and I was never interested in that with him. There just isn't that attraction there from me. I tried to laugh it off, but that wasn't working. He started getting more forceful, so I quit trying to be polite about it and very directly told him I didn't want that.

He got angry and punched me in the shoulder! As soon as that happened, he said he was sorry and said that he MEANT to punch the couch behind me instead but he missed. I told him he was a liar and I slapped him across the face and told him to get out. He did.

I was pretty upset about the whole thing, and was barely able to drive to the airport since I was shaking so bad. But I did. And I picked-up my girlfriend. And we got home Wednesday night around midnight and I vented and drank until I felt better about it. But I'm glad she kept me company and kept my mind off the situation. She was able to help me get over it, and we were able to get out and enjoy ourselves during her entire visit. I'm so glad she's my friend.

But still... how could I have been so WRONG about someone?!  I never would have guessed that he would be that way. I was totally fooled. I am SO STUPID.

Sunday, February 1, 2015

2015 Crumminess

Hi all!

This is my first post of 2015 and this year is going to be CRUMMY, my friends!

First off, I didn't even have sex on NYE!  That was my first mistake.  Mark was out of town, and everyone in my clique that I went out with was coupled-up.  And I was in a bit of a foul mood because I didn't have the forethought to make sure I had a date that night too.  So I stayed out until midnight, then I went home (alone) while everyone else stayed out and partied.

Lame, right?

THEN, shortly after the holidays Random said he wanted to stop by and catch up. He came over with a belated Christmas gift, and I believe he really had good intentions. We talked and he's doing well, and he actually wanted MY advice about this girl he recently started dating. But we were drinking the whole time and at some point we got flirty, then touchy, then ended-up having sex until 3am in the morning.

Problem: I ended-up missing a bunch of texts and a phone call from Mark. We didn't have plans that night, BUT, we're usually good about texting or calling when we aren't with each other. He drove by and saw the strange car in my driveway LATE at night and put two-and-two together. When I called him back the next day, he told me what he saw, and I didn't lie to him.

I tried to tell him that I didn't think we were exclusive yet - I mean, we never had that conversation. But he was still really hurt by it and hasn't spoken to me since. And I don't blame him. I'd feel the same way if the tables were turned.

So I've been kinda bummed out, and I've been staying home a lot and keeping to myself. I haven't even been masterbating, that's how bad I feel. Blah.

Monday, December 29, 2014

I Miss My Friends Here!

Hi all!

I know that I stink at blogging sometimes, but I've been having WAY TOO MUCH sex to actually stop and blog about it. I never even finished my hot-tub weekend story, unfortunately. There was one more event that I was going to detail for you all, but I never did get around to it. I am sorry.

The Reader's Digest version of that event is that SluttyPants and her boyfriend invited me to join them the next day. He was telling me - and her - that he thought I was very attractive and wanted the chance to have sex with me. And SluttyPants was ok with it as long as she was involved too. And what-the-hell, I was ok with it too. And that's that, right? 

I don't mean to short-change you guys on that exact story, but I don't remember that much of it anymore since it's been a couple of months. Her boyfriend was - IS - very enjoyable to fuck. SluttyPants and her boyfriend and I occasionally have sex together now. It's happened 5 times total since then. I would expect it to continue since everyone seems to be happy. Lol, and before you guys start visualizing things incorrectly - SluttyPants and I didn't do anything to each other. I don't mean to disappoint you all, but I'm just not interested in girls that way. It doesn't do anything for me.

And Mark and I continued to hook-up as well. I need to tell you all: Mark's cock is my favorite cock of all time. It just feels amazing to me. I dream about it, that's how amazing it is. He's gone this week to visit his family (out of town) for the holidays. He invited me to go with him, but that's too much pressure for me so I declined. I think it really hurt his feelings. But I know how to make it up to him when he gets back next weekend.

My dilemma now is what (and WHO) to do for New Years Eve! So many decisions to make!

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Magic Hot-Tub?

So SluttyPant's "date" drove us to her house. While he was driving, SluttyPants next to him was all over him, kissing him, rubbing him, etc. And I was feeling left-out in the backseat by myself, just watching it. It's not a feeling I like at all - I might as well have taken a cold shower. So I was definitely losing interest in this whole thing. By the time we reached SluttyPant's house, I was NOT turned-on AT ALL anymore, and had decided that I was sober enough to drive home and I would do so.

But there was still another car at her house, so we went inside and greeted her friend Mark who was watching TV on the couch. Apparently, he was just hanging-out there until he felt sober enough to drive home. This is not unusual for our group of friends. See, a big group of us met at SluttyPant's house to "pre-game" before heading out the club, and Mark was part of that big group. We ended-up carpooling to the club in 4 cars so not all of us had to drive, and Mark's group left the club before we did, and he was waiting to drive home.

Of course SluttyPants invited him to get into the hot-tub in the backyard, saying something like "my hot-tub is a magic hot-tub; everybody that gets into it has an orgasm." Lol, I can't disagree with that statement, considering all of my previous experiences in her hot-tub. I think the capacity for it is 6 people; but I've been in there before with about 10 people squeezed-in, and yes - I do seem to recall that all 10 of us had an orgasm one way or another...

Mark said that he would get in, if I did too. I agreed, since I wasn't feeling left-out anymore. I had known him for awhile now, and he always seemed really cool, but always as part of a bigger group, so I was curious to see what he was like otherwise.

I told him that I didn't have anything to wear in the hot-tub - my bra was too expensive to risk wearing in there, and I already took-off and threw-away my soaking wet thong earlier that night - so I'd have to be naked. Mark said that he'd get naked too then. So we started taking off our clothes right there in the living room. We did it in a really goofy way, it wasn't sexy at all. Just funny mostly, and we were laughing the whole time. I really like that.

We went to the backyard and SluttyPants and her "date" were already naked in the hot-tub, having sex already with her on top of him. Mark and I looked at each other, like "REALLY?!"  We whispered to each other... "what do we do?"... "do we get in too?"... "is this weird?"... and finally we said "Fuck it. Let's get in too."  So we did.

SluttyPants was moaning pretty loadly at this point, and her "date" made eye-contact with me as we were getting in and sat on the ledge under the water. I saw him watching my naked body, and I knew that he liked. SluttyPants knew that we got in, and she glanced over saying that we could join them if we wanted. Mark and I looked at each other and kinda giggled awkwardly at that invitation. I said something like "It's ok. We're just going to be creepy and watch." SluttyPants didn't seem to mind at all and continued.

I asked Mark if he was ok, or if he was feeling creepy about everything. He said that he was feeling turned-on. I could see that was true and I was impressed with the size of his aroused cock. REALLY impressed. So impressed that I was getting turned-on myself by looking at it. I asked him if he was going to do anything about it? He said he'd like to... He seemed hesitant to initiate anything, so I asked if he wanted me to do something about it? He said "Fuck yeah".

I didn't need much more initiation than that. We started kissing, and I used my hand on his cock under the water. I told him that if he got up and sat on the edge of the hot-tub, that I would suck him. He did. So I did. I enjoyed sucking on his cock tremendously. It felt so good in my mouth. Between the moaning sounds I was hearing from the other couple (sounded like they were cumming), and sucking off Mark's cock with my mouth, I was getting ridiculously turned-on that I couldn't stand it anymore. I stood up and kissed Mark and told him that I needed to be fucked. Hard. I didn't even care how or where.

SluttyPants and her date had slowed down at this point, and it seemed to make Mark self-conscious about them watching us. So he got back into the water. He was kissing me and asking if we should stay out there or go somewhere else? I really couldn't wait any longer and I answered by straddling his body and lowering myself down onto his dick. Oh, that felt so satisfying to have him inside me. He felt REALLY damn good. I rode him slowly, and I asked where did he want to go? He said somewhere with more privacy.

SluttyPants must've heard him because she got up and said that they were going inside and going to bed. I had gotten off of Mark's lap and once we were left all to ourselves, I put my knees on the ledge under the water, and my elbows on the outside edge of the hot-tub, and wiggled my exposed ass at Mark, asking him if this was ok? I got an "Oh yeah" and he stood up in the water behind me.

He gripped my hips and entered my pussy from behind. Oh wow, that was an amazing sensation. He needed to go slow as I adjusted to accommodate him. His cock was hitting my cervix quite painfully at first, but I got used to him and when he started feeling me respond by pressing back into him, he picked-up the pace. His grip on my hips got harder, and his thrusts got harder, and oh my god he felt so damn fucking good. He pounded into me so hard, the way I wanted it, the way I was telling him I wanted it. When I could feel myself getting close to cumming, I remember telling him "don't stop don't stop don't stop" until I came all over his cock inside of me. He didn't stop fucking me while I was cumming, and just a few seconds later he pressed himself as hard into me as possible, and I could feel his cock throb inside as he cum.

We settled down onto the ledge of the hot-tub afterwards and I told him that he better do that to me again sometime. He said that he would with a wink.

I am looking forward to it!

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

A Visual -

 - for those of you that like to read with pics.

My Friday night selfie:

Monday, October 6, 2014

Is 3 Guys in 1 Weekend Too Much?

Not at the same time, of course.

(Get your minds out of the gutter, people!)

Well, this last weekend was kinda crazy, folks. Which is how things ALWAYS end-up when I go out with SluttyPants.

I rode with SluttyPants and her "date" Friday night to a bar/dance-club. After several hours of dancing and I-don't-know-how-many-drinks, I found myself making-out with Josh. Yes, THAT Josh. I always run into him when we go out because we frequent all the same places. He also did NOT have a girlfriend that I had to navigate around either. Soooo unusual for him.

I was really drunk and we were both getting too turned-on inside the club, that we went outside to his truck. He drove his truck to the next-door property which had an empty / un-lit parking lot, and we just tore each other up. It didn't last very long, but I needed that release. So did he. He asked if I needed a ride home. I told him to bring me back to the club so I could catch a ride back home with SluttyPants.

SluttyPants knew immediately what had happened, without me even telling her. She started teasing me about it to her "date", telling him that I was "a dirty slut that likes being fucked in the parking lot". I was playing along too, agreeing with her, greatly exaggerating the story by adding that "I came so hard when he started fucking me in the ass".  I saw her "date" really perk-up at that comment.

I kinda saw where she was heading with this, and it wouldn't be the first time we had done this with one of her guys. Now, I'm not attracted to SluttyPants myself. She's very attractive, but, I'm just not attracted to girls - I can't do anything about that. But, I am VERY attracted to men. And I do enjoy turning them on. And I certainly don't mind sharing a man with another girl as long as I get my fair share of him too. And when SluttyPants starts this kind of teasing with me, that's her signal that she wants to share this one. And he was certainly good-looking enough, and I was starting to get turned-on all over again with the thought of what the rest of the night had in store.

We continued with the teasing and the flirting and finally SluttyPants suggested that we leave and go to her house and continue drinking in her hot-tub in the backyard. We agreed....

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Good morning!

Woke up early today and had some time to kill before getting ready for work, and I ended-up terribly turned-on and horny just from catching-up on all my blog-reading. I wish I had someone here right this very moment to take it out on. Life can be so unfair! ;o(

In the meantime... nobody has protested my blog going Private (yet). So I'm leaning more and more towards that solution. If you'd like to ensure you are included and not locked-out, e-mail me (my addy is in my sidebar) or comment me that you want to be added and where to find your email address (like, if it's already on your Blogger Profile or something like that). And I'll get you added.

This admin stuff is SO UN-FUN!  I'd rather be naked.

Oh wait, I am naked. Lol.